Because your therapy bills weren’t high enough already.
Congratulations. You’ve stumbled upon the HP5+ preset — Ilford’s most beloved offering to anyone convinced that sadness is a valid creative vision. The real film comes with grain, contrast, and just enough melancholy to make your subjects question their life choices. This digital version? Well… it comes with sliders.






Designed for Nikon’s 24MP lineup (Zf, Z6, Z5, Zfc, and whatever other Z you panic-bought during lockdown), this preset delivers two key promises:
Your photos will look like they’ve been marinating in regret since 1989.
You’ll finally have a reason to post that blurry street shot of a bin bag and call it “commentary.”
Download it, apply it, and then tell yourself the crushed shadows are “moody.” We won’t tell anyone you just missed the exposure.
👉 Download the preset
💸 Like it? Buy me a coffee so I can keep fuelling the caffeine-induced bad decisions that lead to presets like this.
📦 What You’re Getting
This pack includes:
Z24 – HP5+ – Gutter Press – Perfect for photographing a lone pigeon and insisting it’s about late-stage capitalism.
Z24 – HP5+ – Bleak Chic – Because nothing says “I love you” like making someone look like a Bergman extra.
Z24 – HP5+ – Crisis Contrast – Shadows deeper than your self-esteem and whites bright enough to fry an eyeball.
All three come in one tidy .zip
. Unpack, load into Lightroom, and pretend you’re the Ansel Adams of existential despair.